OK theres not to much humour when talking about Insurance, so I have decided to post some funny claims stories. I know there are a lot of these around and have been for years, but these I hadn’t seen before.
“I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.”
“I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.”
Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident?
A: Travelled by bus?
“I knew the dog was possessive about the car but I would not have asked her to drive it if I had thought there was any risk.”
“Windscreen broken. Cause unknown. Probably Voodoo.”
“The car in front hit the pedestrian but he got up so I hit him again”
“The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.”
“I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident.”
“I was thrown from the car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.”
Q: Do you engage in motorcycling, hunting or any other pastimes of a hazardous nature?
A: “I Watch the Lottery Show and listen to Terry Wogan.”
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